HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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