I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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