Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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