There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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