I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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