I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm bleeding and have questions
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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