are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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