so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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