The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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