The best revenge is premature balding
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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