I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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