I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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