Soap is not a condiment
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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