at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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