You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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