Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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