Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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