I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She's the barista slut.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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