Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
its not stalking. its research.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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