that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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