he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
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bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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