Me too!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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