umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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