Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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