Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
