the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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