i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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