so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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