great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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