I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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