we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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