My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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