quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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