is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Is it because I queefed?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
this hospital has no fireball
I supernannyed him into submission
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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