Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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