He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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