i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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