doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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