So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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