Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Your tits are I can't wait for
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
