I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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