this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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