HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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