I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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