that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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