You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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