I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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