It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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