is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going