awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.