And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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