He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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