I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I use my feet as sexual weapons
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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