Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
