you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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