i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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