we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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